Wednesday, 6 May 2020

12 - Driving and navigating


More 1982 - different drivers, different navigators...




1982.  Here’s a slightly later photo of the Black RS2000, which now boasts sponsorship from Ray Developments and I’d clearly been spending some time on the suspension and reducing weight since I bought the car, as John and I are wearing intercoms.  It was so noisy in there that we needed Peltors just to hear each other!

Did I mention that I had a company car?  Well Val still didn’t have any car, so for a while KKC became her shopping transport, and I know she would have preferred something else.  The one-way system in Clitheroe means that in order to get around town you need to drive along Lowergate and then turn hairpin right uphill at the junction on to Moor Lane.  Once Ray Developments had ‘looked at’ the engine (although it was still tractable) it was much more cammy.  Val assures me that to get round the junction without stalling required at least 4,000 rpm, plenty of throttle and some skill with the clutch.  She also hated refuelling:  the attendant would head for the (non-existent) fuel cap whilst Val calmly opened the boot to reveal the fuel tank.  For some reason she said she felt quite self-conscious!  (We eventually bought a second-hand Metro and she was very pleased…)



John and I had certainly done the Mini-Miglia early in January 82, possibly our first event together.  My last article about our first win together was a completely true account except that looking back again I think it may have been Bury AC’s Torque BAC Rally, not Pendle’s Summer Rally (which was our second overall win.)  At least I think that’s the order they came in, but if anyone knows for sure, please let me know!

It was on the Mini-Miglia a few years earlier that I first met Dave McGarry. I think he was Tommy Ball's son-in-law and didn't seem to be without a bob or two - he certainly had an 'all singing and dancing' Escort.  Ken Topp navigated for him, possibly for the first time.  At the end of the event Ken said he'd been getting really annoyed because all the time
Dave insisted on knowing where they were.  Ken told him to concentrate on the driving and leave him to guide them along the right route. "But bloody hell, every control where we had a few seconds to wait, he's saying 'Show me the map, where are we?'" Eventually it was too much for Ken. He continued, "So we're on a long straight, just getting up to about 100 mph, and I lean over, grab the steering wheel, and give it a tug.  Dave manages to get the car back under control, then turns to me and says 'WHAT THE HELL WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?' and I said 'Well, you've been wanting to do my job all night, so I thought it was my turn.'"  Dave never asked to see the map again.

But for some reason there was an overlap between my driving KKC and navigating for a real talent, Mr Ian Woof in the bright yellow Atkinsons of Kendal Vauxhall Chevette.  How our original partnership began I’m not sure, but we did a few Motoring News rounds with solid performances but no outright win.  Ian was certainly capable of winning, and with Derek Fryer in 1983 came second overall in the MN Championship, no mean feat. 


Looking at Ian it must have been warm in the car.  So many spectators too - Cambrian News, June 1982.

On one round, the Cambrian News Rally, which started in Aberystwyth in June 82, we finished 13th after enduring a time-consuming front left puncture, which we drove on for too long – the view from the left hand seat of chunks of black rubber flying past the window was spectacular!  It’s a long journey back from mid-Wales, and I remember everyone needed the loo by the time they dropped me off on Sunday morning, and they still had to go back to Carnforth.  Everyone took their turn to go, including the service crew which included David Metcalfe, a rally star in the making.  David went on to become a works driver for Vauxhall and seemed set for stardom until his life was cruelly cut short in a road accident ten years later.  Val still says, now with a hint of sadness, “Dave Metcalfe used our toilet…”

One other thing about that Cambrian News Rally:  I’ll never forget the brief mention I got in the next week’s Motoring News.  It read:

“Woof was partnered by Bill Honeywell, an accomplished driver in his own right.  This was his first Welsh road rally and, when asked how he found Wales, replied with a straight face “I turned right at Chester.” 

Ian and I also did the R.L. Brown rally in September 82.  Organised by Furness & DMC, this was one of the classic MN rounds, always using many of the Lake District’s best rally roads.  One of my best recollections was starting the selective down the challenging road on the east side of Coniston Water, from north to south.  I’m pretty sure we had pace notes, not uncommon (and legal) on well-used roads in the early 80s.

Very soon after the start, the throttle cable snapped and jammed the throttle wide open.  Ian calmly reached for the ignition key and for the rest of the selective drove by turning the ignition on and off – a binary use of full throttle demanding considerable skill and concentration.  It would be interesting to see our time now, but I seem to remember we were still in the top ten!

John Cressey navigated for me when we did Morecambe Car Club’s Illuminations Rally in 82, another classic NW event, because John Meadows was making an appearance with his erstwhile driver Mark Harrison (who’d had some time off, but you may remember I won the Devil’s Own Rally with Mark in 1980).


‘JC’ and I were seeded at no 2, tipped for another win, but Ian Joel and Paul Bosdet emerged victorious, whilst after a four-minute ‘tour’ (I can’t remember what happened!) we lost our chance of a win and eventually took 5th.  I must have taken a while to get over whatever happened because the MN report says I was passed by Smith immediately afterwards but on the final selective around Killington, Joel took fastest from a ‘revitalised’ Honeywell.  I must find out what pills I was on…

John Cressey could perhaps be described as a ‘seasoned’ competitor who, like me, can turn his hand to driving or navigating.  He still drives the Mull Rally every year, getting very respectable results despite his advancing years (sorry John!!) and has also been enjoying himself immensely pedalling a classic Minisport Cooper ‘S’ at a very impressive pace.


'JC' in the classic Minisport Cooper 'S'

We did the Lombard RAC Rally together in 1988.  I think John may well be the subject of the next chapter, even though this puts some events out of order (as I also did the Lombard RAC with John Morley in ’86.)  But there’s no need to spoil a good story just to get the order right…





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